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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things